pictures are so deceiving: a madman caught in a quiet moment, giving his dreams some time off. here, he’s not barking at squirrels out the window, or digging in the rock wall looking for chipmunks (which pulls the rocks down), or running outside to toilet only to sniff the wall and forget his bladder, or tearing up his stuffed chew toy, or gobbling — i mean, hoovering! — the leftovers from dinner (he eats so fast i don’t think he tastes anything), refusing to poop on his ‘poop walks’, or chasing imaginary critters, begging for food when there’s no food, or……
HEY, WHO YOU CALLING A NUT!!!!!! CAN’T YOU TELL I’M MAN’S BEST FRIEND…… AND YES, I HAVE TWO NUTS. THERE ENOUGH SAID.
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actually, he’s got four nuts: two down there, and one in each hemisphere of his brain. yep, never know what he’s thinking. or not.
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awwwwwwwwwww. how nutty?
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pictures are so deceiving: a madman caught in a quiet moment, giving his dreams some time off. here, he’s not barking at squirrels out the window, or digging in the rock wall looking for chipmunks (which pulls the rocks down), or running outside to toilet only to sniff the wall and forget his bladder, or tearing up his stuffed chew toy, or gobbling — i mean, hoovering! — the leftovers from dinner (he eats so fast i don’t think he tastes anything), refusing to poop on his ‘poop walks’, or chasing imaginary critters, begging for food when there’s no food, or……
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